tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3674475728195095319.post2215375264076616446..comments2024-03-28T14:38:25.719+11:00Comments on The Adventurerer: Words, words, wordsharryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10218346748576276702noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3674475728195095319.post-36888811179834477372008-02-22T22:04:00.000+11:002008-02-22T22:04:00.000+11:00eheheheheh.good man Fyodor.eheheheheh.<BR/><BR/>good man Fyodor.worldpeace and a speedboathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00735857941964784431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3674475728195095319.post-48315871877933224022008-02-04T16:17:00.000+11:002008-02-04T16:17:00.000+11:00"Well, he keeps getting to that bit where the Mari..."Well, he keeps getting to that bit where the Marine gets eaten by a giant mutant seal and then he has to go off to his bunk..."<BR/><BR/># I believe, my friend, there is a special level of heaven for you.<BR/><BR/>The special heaven.harryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10218346748576276702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3674475728195095319.post-37254086751055229942008-02-04T16:15:00.000+11:002008-02-04T16:15:00.000+11:00I didn't realise how much you suffered, EB.Accordi...I didn't realise how much you suffered, EB.<BR/>Accordingly I will send you an Order of Lenin medal and make you a Hero of the Soviet Union.<BR/><BR/>In the class photo you'll be standing between the sniper and the corrupt commisar.harryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10218346748576276702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3674475728195095319.post-19820742522833890402008-02-04T09:15:00.000+11:002008-02-04T09:15:00.000+11:00You fucking ingrate.I'll have you know I had to fi...You fucking ingrate.<BR/><BR/>I'll have you know I had to fight to the top of the queue (comprised of me) to get that autograph. And I had to do that annoying small talk thing* with the Dude.<BR/><BR/>* Par example:<BR/><BR/>MR: Hi. <BR/>EB: Hi.<BR/>MR: What would you like me to write?<BR/>EB: Um, please write: "To my biggest fan, Harry Stimpson, quit whining and finish writing your fucking book! Hugs & kisses, Matt Damon"<BR/><BR/>MR: [writing] So...what's your mate's favourite book?<BR/>EB: What, you mean you've written more than one?<BR/>MR: Yes, indeedydamndoodelly I have. I am a famous and wealthy author. My novels are published in Magyar. That's the language they speak in Hungary.<BR/>EB: Igazán? WELL, in that case, the one with the ice station in it.<BR/>MR: You mean 'Ice Station'<BR/>EB: Yes, that's it. I remember it from the catchy title. And the fact that the plot was a rooly subtle pastiche of The Abyss and The Thing.<BR/>MR: So you've read it then? <BR/>EB: Oh yah.<BR/>MR: But it's your mate's favourite book and he hasn't finished it yet?<BR/>EB: Ah...that's not qu-...yes, he hasn't finished it yet.<BR/>MR: ...but it's his favourite book?<BR/>EB: Well, he keeps getting to that bit where the Marine gets eaten by a giant mutant seal and then he has to go off to his bunk...<BR/>MR: [looks at publishing flunkey with panicky expression before handing over book] There you go.<BR/>...<BR/>...<BR/>...<BR/>EB: Erm...you haven't spelled "fucking" correctly.<BR/>MR: *shit-eating grin*<BR/>EB: *non-plussed*<BR/>MR: Next?<BR/>EB: I'm the only one here.<BR/>MR: I hope your friend enjoys the book!<BR/>EB: I'm certain he will. Thank you, Published Author!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com