This is what I packed in my check-in luggage to go to Sydney.
Guess which item meant I got to meet the bomb disposal AFP officer and his four friends?
Your choices are (clockwise from the top): a wooden model of a Chinese Phoenix to give to Louis; a space cow costume for me to wear to Pip n Alec's combined 30th bday party; a bag of chilis for Pip; 3 pieces of fossilised dinosaur poo for UTS ex-workmates; 'banana saver' plastic case to stop banana squashing in your bag for Sparkly; 40mm shell from a ferret armoured car for Blacklow; 5kg of haircot beans for The Aunt?
6 comments:
so...what's the most random thing you've taken on a plane?
The banana. Totally the banana.
The 40mm shell is too easy... I'm guessing the cow headband.
Please divulge the answer, BTW, enquiring minds in the industry wish to know.
Sorry to be obvious, but it was the 40mm shell.
I think fossilised dinosaur poo is pretty random. Maybe the time I took 8 bottles of a wine a single stubby of Boags to the UK, was a bit random too - the one stubby bit I mean.
dude, you totally could have hidden it like this
http://curezone.com/upload/bowel_cleanse/forum_01/live_shell_inside_rectum.jpg
i think maybe the webpage gives it away
hey! you were in Sydney without us knowing... poo to you. and not the dinosaur variety.
I suspect my browser hasn't been refreshing your page, because bugger me there's a lot of reading to be done now...
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