I picked up this brochure for the Coles loyalty card program not because I want the card but because I have to question the marketing department that put this brochure together.
This is the face of a happy person being rewarded for their loyalty.
This is the face of a victim of domestic violence being rewarded for their loyalty.
Friday, July 16, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
This is what I packed in my check-in luggage to go to Sydney.
Guess which item meant I got to meet the bomb disposal AFP officer and his four friends?
Your choices are (clockwise from the top): a wooden model of a Chinese Phoenix to give to Louis; a space cow costume for me to wear to Pip n Alec's combined 30th bday party; a bag of chilis for Pip; 3 pieces of fossilised dinosaur poo for UTS ex-workmates; 'banana saver' plastic case to stop banana squashing in your bag for Sparkly; 40mm shell from a ferret armoured car for Blacklow; 5kg of haircot beans for The Aunt?
Monday, July 5, 2010
Saturday, July 3, 2010
No, that's not trick photography in a pine forest in Christchurch, NZ.
Why is this child wearing cardboard moose antlers?....
...because my father made them for his Christmas costume. His teeshirt reads "Merry Chris Moose". His name is Chris. See how it works? Comedy.
Just add alcohol and put your child on Harry's shoulders. Dance, Harry, Dance!
Is that Running Man? You bet.
I also brought this move to the street.
It was less kindly received by my homies.
Oh, well, they can't all be winners.