Sunday, November 15, 2009

Homeopathic solution to homeopathy

I worked out how we can cure the world of homeopathy.

Step 1: get all homeopathists in one room. Get an equal number of skeptics. Line them up opposite each other. Give each an empty glass.

Step 2: Open a big tin of poison. Put a fatal dose of poison water into each glass in front of a homeopathist.

Step 4: Using homeopathic dilution make a super dilute poison solution. Put this solution into the glasses in front of the skeptics.

Each side now think the other has the most deadly solution in front of them.


End of problem.

(Perhaps the only good solution is a psychopathic one?)

1 comment:

Reinhard said...

I would also like to point out that there are far too many of them. I calculate that the only way that homeopathy could ever work is if only 0.000001% of homeopathists were actually practising, so if one of them could saw his toe off and put it on the table, then everybody else could leave and take up creationism.