Saturday, June 23, 2007

I went to Cairns but forgot to write about it.

But I'll get around to it.
In the meantime I have started kitchen-handing so as to become a short-order chef down the road.

To: Fyodor
From: Harry

Master.
I went to Gould's secondhand bookshop in Newtown and, for $11.90, picked up the Nebula and Hugo awards winning "Ringworld" and it's sequel "The Ringworld Engineers".
I'm ready for the next level of my training.
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Hey, since I'm now a split level cook/Scrotum-model do you reckon I should sacrifice Charisma for Fortitude and thereby improve my "resist heat" stat?

6 comments:

Fyodor said...

Dear Padawan,

You're getting your balls squeezed daily by foreigners - I don't think you need more Fortitude. Lube, maybe. Charisma, OTOH, you can never have too much of. Here endeth the lesson.

P.S. Ringworld will blow your mind AND leave you profoundly disappointed. You'll see why.

harry said...

"You're getting your balls squeezed daily by foreigners"

# It's my impression of the US occupying Iraq.

"Charisma, OTOH, you can never have too much of."

# Particularly Charisma Carpenter, eh?

Oh, and good news, today when I was working in the gay bar I decided to marry the Veronicas. A bit late to the bandwagon, I know, but I think I;m the first to try for a harem solely made of Veronicas.

worldpeace and a speedboat said...

never let go of Charisma.

this can be said of both kinds, except, of course, if she threatens legal action.

Fyodor said...

# Particularly Charisma Carpenter, eh?

~ Heh. I toyed with the idea of making the reference myself, but I knew you'd get the ghost of the double-entendre.

# Oh, and good news, today when I was working in the gay bar I decided to marry the Veronicas.

~ Good news that you're not gay (NTTAWWT)? Or that you're taking yourself out of the competition for Trinity?

Damn, they should make more of those Veronicas. There's not nearly enough to go around.

# never let go of Charisma. this can be said of both kinds, except, of course, if she threatens legal action.

~ [Inserts double entendre here using the word "Faith". Watches Harry explode.]

"yyxxued"

harry said...

"~ Good news that you're not gay (NTTAWWT)? Or that you're taking yourself out of the competition for Trinity?"

# Good news that I've decided something.
We all know that Trinity goes for the ultimate nerds. For me she was always a pipe dream, because you were always the front runner for her affections.

harry said...

"P.S. Ringworld will blow your mind AND leave you profoundly disappointed. You'll see why."

# Ah, yes. (refers to email). Yeah, he is not a good writer and he really made a hash of the starseed revelation. Nice idea, shit delivery.