- I say, I say, I say: my nemesis has no nose!
- How does he smell?
- Magically.
(Please suggest alternate punchlines in comments. Thank you.)
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5 comments:
"Like a snake"
(see, with the Voldemort-snake thing, and the snakes-smell-with-their-tongues-so-they-dont-need-noses thing? Yeah well, maybe jokes that need explaining not so good for Vaudeville...)
Oh! You wanted GOOD alternate punchlines! Why didn't you say?
It's better than mine, Obmeister2K.
All I had was "Leprous".
"like he came back from the dead"
"with his tongue"
"terrible"
"Jamaica!"
The snake one is one for the fans.
I give you 4/10 for relevance, but 0/10 for hilarity.
I give Fyodor 2/10: 2 for biological beleivability and 0 for chuckles.
WPand a Speed boat gets the following breakdown:
5 for "like he...dead" for being vaguely funny and fan-ish.
5 for with his tongue cos it makes you go "Hmmm... because he's a snake!!" And it was clearer than Ob's.
and -10 for each of the hoary ones.
Total: -10.
I give myself no points for the punchline, but 10/10 for the set up because it is comic gold.
Winner: Harry.
DOMINATION!!
Thank you for playing.
gg
RIGGED!
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