Thursday, March 27, 2008

It's all about me

People are so self obsessed.
Me, on the other hand, I am not self obsessed at all. Just the other day I was talking to some people whose eyes had glazed over about just how un-self-obssessed I was. I went into exquisite and peerless detail about how I was a genius with superb taste in all things and I am sure they agreed with me... etc etc gout etc brandy etc tea and medals etc etc


Anonymous said...

Hmmm... If you did ever suspect that your audience felt that you were self-obsessed, you'd have to Do Something about it. Probably the best approach would be to stop talking about yourself, and suggest that your audience talk about you for a while instead.

Yes, that would do it.

harry said...

...And THEN blog about how awesome they thing I am.


anti ob said...

That would depend, I would think, on how awesome they think you are...

(However, you flew to Canada on a whim tainted only slightly with ulterior motives - thats pretty awesome in my book.)