Paul the homeowning Canadian offered me an open packet of snackfood.
"Here! Try a 'Crispers'. They're not chips and they're not biscuits," he said.
Well, they have a good texture. And they aren't oily like... um, Paul, whAT FLAVOUR ARE THESE?!?
The bit you pick out of a big mac and flick onto the ceiling? Yep, a snack food flavoured like American pickled baby cucumbers.
Does not go with beer.