Having just walked by the Royal Ontario Museum ad for their dinosaur exhibition in a semiconscious daze I was stopped by a voxpop film crew.
vp: Can I ask you about polygamy?
H: Dinosaurs get married?!?!
vp: No, not dinosaurs. Have you read about the events in Texas involving the children?
H: Look, if Texans can, I don't see why dinosaurs shouldn't. There are lots of dinosaurs in Texas.
vp: Sir, you're missing the point. i would like to know your views on polygamy. Do you think it happens in Canada?
H: I dunno. I'm Australian. You should ask a Canadian.
vp: Does polygamy occur in Australia?
H: Well, we have dinosaurs, so I don't see why not.
vp: Thank you sir.
H: Also, Chinese mistresses so called 'second wives' get set up in Australia. Also anglo mistresses I say too. And we have immigrants from countries that allow polygamy, but I don't know how many wives they can bring in.
vp: Hm. Good answer.
H: And now a velociraptor impression!
vp: No thanks.
H: It's ok - this one supports gay marriage.
vp: Ironic for a velociraptor from Utah!
H: See, I knew I was talking sense all along. RRargh!
Vp: (shrieks delightedly)