You are in a nightclub in Ottawa called Zaphod Beeblebrox.
You are slightly pissy.
Kiss the pretty girl who, had you been 24, you would have fallen for in about two minutes? Turn to page 8
Or do you:
Lick her housemate? Turn to Page 17
Un-moneyed gad-about; armchair gentleman adventurerer; thinker-at-medium-sized; frequently hyphenated and also yes.